Bitter Breath hosts a collection of outstanding oddities, morbid marvels, and superb spectacles.
Unfortunately due to an increase in my professional workload I won’t be able to complete any more requests for the time being. As of right now I have to close all requests until my schedule opens back up.
My sincerest apologies.
Now I get to watch my follower count plummet. Sorry guys, I wish I didn’t have to.
~Bitter Breath
Star Spangled Roast Dinner
BLACK COOKIE
Not Wearing Any Chicken Marsala.
Wow. That’s a terrible name for a band.
Tweed Flapjack.
Oh man, we’re totally a hipster band. We probably play ironic rockabilly.
Plaid Oatmeal. Really? Okay. We’re probably hipster, too.
Green Apple
OH COME ON.
Worst name ever.
Naked Pizza.
Black Tacos or Black Quesadilla
Black Pill O_o
ask-the-guardian-of-innocence:
the-first-dragon-rider-of-berk:
“trouble, across space”
oh
“one guy was a merman with two tails instead of one.” …Kay?//The call Anytime company charges no monthly service fee but, charges $0.95 per minute.
AM I A PHONE WHORE?
“Yes,” answered the tin man, “I did. I’ve been groaning for more than a year, and no one has ever heard me before or come to help me”
//WHAT
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Kinky little shit.“You really are my favorite cousin,” I told her.”
umm .__.
“From the hilltop I could smell the ocean.”
((Okay…))
“Alone, alone alone alone.”
((Well…shit.))
“Sophie grinned and leaned forward, giving Jack a kiss on the cheek.”
((nearest thing was my notebook so… Does this mean I end up with Jack Frost?))
“Ah!” exclaimed Sabriel.
How descriptive.
Adra: BioShock Infinite strategy guide:
“RPG explosions have the same fire effect as the Devil’s Kiss Vigor, which allows you to use it instead of Devil’s Kiss in certain combos.”
Scott: Assassin’s Creed III strategy guide:
“Instead, it’s your skill as a navigator that really matters: to be able to recognize the pattern of a free run course with a single glance, or instantly identify the fastest climbing thing on a tall building.
I almost smiled. ”No. A tornado is a wind storm.”
I followed her instructions, glad I was not one of those who suffered a painful swelling of the skin when working with this particular herb.
um…
ABSCESSES: chamomile (facial), chickweed, comfrey, cubebs (prostrate), elm (slippery).
From the Master Book of Herbalism by Paul Beyerl. (Win)
Facial, Slippery and Prostrate meaning lying stretched out on the ground with one’s face downward.
Ugh you all suck
I actually thought sterek was legit after I kept seeing gifs of them allover my dash
But now I’ve actually gone and watched teen wolf and it turns out they aren’t legit
So now I feel sad because my ship is not a real ship
Just because our ship isn’t complete, doesn’t mean we aren’t in the process of building it, piece by glorious piece.
The first thing Snape asks Harry is “Potter! What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?” According to Victorian Flower Language, asphodel is a type of lily meaning ‘My regrets follow you to the grave’ and wormwood means ‘absence’ and also typically symbolized bitter sorrow. If you combined that, it meant ‘I bitterly regret Lily’s death’.
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO FIGURE THIS OUT
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(via billie-joe)
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and I dont get a last name
First: T
Last: T
oh. look i make a sad face TT. or tee-tee.
T BTH
I like it. T. Bth.
Tph B
you didn’t steal it from anyone neither made it look 99.9% similar to someone to get followers.
if we talk and we get really close and stuff and then for like a while afterwards I don’t make much of an effort to talk to you
I’m really sorry
That’s just how I function and its not because I don’t like you anymore or I don’t think about you
I just forget a lot and want to be alone and I get wrapped up in myself and my life and I get distracted so I’m really sorry
TO: anyone who has ever been my friend ever
I didn’t realize that Blitzkid was so popular, I thought they were a small band from WV that played small venues.
As it turns out, the guy that does my tattoos, is named Steve…so…yeah. Lucky me I guess?
So, does he go by Argyle Goolsby with the band? I don’t listen to them so I are confused, can a fan explain this to me?
